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Posted on June 25, 2014January 31, 2021 by Steven

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”

CategoriesClothing, fashion, style, Work & Career Tagsfunny, funny puns, humor, joke, joke puns, jokes, pun, puns, tearable, Tearable Pun, Tearable Puns, vecro shoes

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