“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
– Douglas Adams
Marriage
Marriage got her a new name and a dress.
Giant Snails
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giants’ fingers.
Local Restaurants
Local restaurants are a cop’s favorite steak out.
Call a Fish
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Drink Too Much
Don’t drink too much on Star Wars Day. You’ll get revenge of the fifth.
Happy Star Wars Day
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.
Two Peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted.
Hatrack Scene
Hatrack Scene: One hat says to another, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
Napping with a book
Napping with a book while sunbathing can make you well red.