I cut my thumb last night.
On the other hand, I’m just fine.
To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.
For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
He was 2 tired.
The number 13?
Not on my watch!!
The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died,
he became orphan Ani.
What do you call two crows?
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.
Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.