I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.
I quit my job as an undertaker. I just couldn’t keep letting people down.
When flying commercial, can vultures bring their carrion?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
I didn’t like wearing a beard at first. But it grew on me.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s a pop quiz!
My girlfriend changed after becoming a vegetarian. It’s like I’ve never met herbivore.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.