My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
Laughingstock.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
Two silkworms had a race.
Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
Male deer
Male deer
have buck teeth.
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
it’s all lice!
The thought of losing the pandas
The thought of losing the pandas
is just unbearable.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.
I wanted someone who would listen
I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.