When flying commercial, can vultures bring their carrion?
If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?
The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.
Surprised to be milked, the cow was in udder disbelief.
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Are vegan dog biscuits made of collie flour?
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
– Douglas Adams
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giants’ fingers.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
If you heard it from the horse’s mouth you listened to a neigh sayer.