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Category: Animals, insects, fish

Posted on May 31, 2013January 31, 2021

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!

Posted on May 30, 2013January 31, 2021

What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?

What kind of bears won't come in out of the rain?

What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
Drizzly Bears.

Posted on May 29, 2013January 31, 2021

What pine has the sharpest needles?

What pine has the sharpest needles?

What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.

Posted on May 27, 2013January 31, 2021

Why did the lobster cross the road?

Why did the lobster cross the road?

Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Posted on October 10, 2012February 1, 2021

Witches’ parking only

Witches' parking only

Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.

Posted on October 3, 2012February 1, 2021

The best way to communicate with a fish

The best way to communicate with a fish

The best way to communicate with a fish
is to drop them a line.

Posted on September 23, 2012February 1, 2021

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.

Posted on September 10, 2012February 1, 2021

A Skunk Fell Into A River

A skunk fell in the river

A skunk fell in the river
and stank to the bottom.

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

Time Flies Like an Arrow

Time flies like an arrow.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

A Chicken Crossing the Road

A chicken crossing the road

A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.

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