I bought a donkey because I thought I’d get a kick out of it.
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight, but is mostly gray areas.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.
What do you call two crows?
Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”