I bought a donkey because I thought I’d get a kick out of it.
Have You Ever
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
An Elephant’s Opinion
An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight, but is mostly gray areas.
Alarms
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Become a Shepherd
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”
Young Trout
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
Seabird Jokes
My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.
What do you call two crows?
What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder.
Hispanic pets
Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”