I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any.
I bought a donkey
I bought a donkey because I thought I’d get a kick out of it.
Have You Ever
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
Don’t justify
Don’t justify sin. Just defy sin.
Don’t Join
Don’t join dangerous cults.
Practice safe sects.
An Elephant’s Opinion
An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight, but is mostly gray areas.
Alarms
Alarms: What an octopus is.
A Man’s Home
A man’s home is his castle,
in a manor of speaking.
A Man Drowned
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
Lots of Money
Lots of money is tainted.
It taint yours and it taint mine.