Summer ended when I saw that arrogant ghost leave. A haughty spirit goeth before the fall.
She Fell
She fell for him when she received his initial letter. It was love at first write.
I Yawned
I yawned while she told me about her boyfriend’s jewelry. Beau ring!
The Lobby
The lobby had too many oversized potted plants. You couldn’t see the foyer for the trees.
The Prisoner Sneered
The prisoner sneered at the guards as he escaped down the ladder. He gave them a con descending look.
December 7
On December 7, I took someone to dinner. It didn’t go well. It was a date that will live in infamy forever.
I used to be
I used to be so set in my ways, I just staid at home.
English teachers protested
The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.
What does a vegetarian
What does a vegetarian beauty contestant want?
Whirled Peas.
Can’t Find My Coat
Can’t find my coat.
I hope someone didn’t jacket.