My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.
Surprised to be milked
Surprised to be milked, the cow was in udder disbelief.
Waiting to be eaten
Waiting to be eaten by a Grizzly? Bear with.
I used to feel sad
I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I’m not a mourning person.
Dating a Gangster
Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.
The Medical Examiner
The Medical Examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.
The Apartment
The apartment I bought is too small. It’s the condo minimum.
The Beauty Queen
The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.
Vegan Dog Biscuits
Are vegan dog biscuits made of collie flour?
The Ghost Practiced
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. Then, he was ready for his day boo.