The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.
My wife gave me
My wife gave me a Valentine made out of soft leather. What a suede heart!
Fire drills are quite alarming
Fire drills are quite alarming.
The Nap Police
The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
I read a book
I read a book about being organized and learned a lot of neat ideas.
Robbery at the cheese factory
Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.
Does a Chinese Dumpling
Does a Chinese dumpling weigh wonton?
The street behind
The street behind my house looks like a garbage dump! Litter-alley.
The military chaplain
The military chaplain was chosen to pilot the war ship worship.
Shouting in unison
Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.