No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.
Breaking Noose:
Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!
The patron saint of poverty
The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”
Two silkworms had a race.
Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
Male deer
Male deer
have buck teeth.
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.
Tearable Puns Poster #4: Tearable Puns On the Run!
It’s finally here! Tearable Puns poster #4 is now released to the public! These are tearable puns for today’s lifestyle–portable, useful, and terribly dry.
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That was a very emotional wedding
That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
It was survival of the fittest.