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Posted on July 3, 2014January 31, 2021

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty

Posted on July 2, 2014January 31, 2021

No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!

No one seams to like my jokes about patch work

No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.

Posted on June 30, 2014January 31, 2021

Breaking Noose:

Breaking Noose

Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!

Posted on June 27, 2014January 31, 2021

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty

The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.

Posted on June 25, 2014January 31, 2021

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”

Posted on June 23, 2014January 31, 2021

Two silkworms had a race.

Two silkworms had a race

Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

Posted on June 20, 2014January 31, 2021

Male deer

Male deer

Male deer
have buck teeth.

Posted on June 16, 2014January 31, 2021

I was trying to find a good chemistry joke

I was trying to find a good chemistry joke

I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.

Posted on June 13, 2014January 31, 2021

Tearable Puns Poster #4: Tearable Puns On the Run!

It’s finally here! Tearable Puns poster #4 is now released to the public! These are tearable puns for today’s lifestyle–portable, useful, and terribly dry.

Be the first to print and share it around work, school, library, campus, and on random telephone poles everywhere!

Pun Poster 4

Posted on June 12, 2014January 31, 2021

That was a very emotional wedding

That was a very emotional wedding

That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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