
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty

No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.

Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!

The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.

When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”

Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

Male deer
have buck teeth.

I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.

That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.