A successful diet is
the triumph of mind over platter.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
A hangover is
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.
Dijon vu
Dijon vu:
I’ve had this mustard before.
For breakfast, a boiled egg
For breakfast, a boiled egg
is hard to beat.
Does the name Pavlov
Does the name Pavlov
ring a bell?
I went to a seafood disco last week
I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts
In democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.