She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg,
but he broke it off!
Sea captains
Sea captains
don’t like crew cuts.
No matter how much you push the envelope
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationery.
I used to work in a blanket factory
I used to work in a blanket factory,
but it folded.
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands
I wanted an optometrist from the Alaskan islands,
but I got an optical Aleutian.
He had a photographic memory
He had a photographic memory,
but was never developed.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek
Dancing cheek-to-cheek
is really a form of floor play.
Bakers trade bread recipes
Bakers trade bread recipes
on a knead-to-know basis.
Successful dieters might win
Successful dieters might win
the Nobelly prize.