Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
seems a bit tacky to me.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
A dyslexic man walked into
A dyslexic man walked into
a bra.
A bicycle can’t stand
A bicycle can’t stand
on its own because it is two tired.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
The soldier who survived mustard gas
The soldier, who survived mustard gas
and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
Definition of a Will
Definition of a Will:
It’s a dead giveaway.
Tearable Puns Poster #3: Tearable Puns To Go
Your wait is over! The Tearable Puns poster #3 is now available! Print and post at home, work, grocery store, library, and school!
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead,
but I was delighted.