I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.
Presently, I work in landscaping as a dirt compressor.
Presently, I work in landscaping compressing sand.
It’s just a tamp job.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.
Even though the river has a bed
Even though the river has a bed,
it won’t stop running.
I wanted someone who would listen
I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.
Never trust an Atom.
Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.
Some daze
Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.
Walking in a Circle
Walking in a Circle
is pointless.