To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
I figured out how to illuminate my house
I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
The girl in a car accident
The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.
Breaking Noose:
Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!
The patron saint of poverty
The patron saint of poverty
is St. Nickeless.
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”
Two silkworms had a race.
Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.