Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Witches’ parking only
Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.
I entered a humor contest
I entered a humor contest
with ten entries to insure at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I did a theatrical performance about puns
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands,
but it was a stretch.
When cannibals ate a missionary
When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
Without geometry
Without geometry,
life is pointless.