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Posted on September 12, 2012February 1, 2021

Acupuncture

Acupuncture

Acupuncture
is a jab well done.

Posted on September 12, 2012February 1, 2021

When two egotists meet

When two egotists meet

When two egotists meet,
it’s an I for an I.

Posted on September 11, 2012February 1, 2021

Santa’s helpers

Santa's helpers

Santa’s helpers
are subordinate Clauses.

Posted on September 11, 2012February 1, 2021

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then, it hit me.

Posted on September 10, 2012February 1, 2021

If You’ve Seen One Shopping Center

If you've seen one shopping center

If you’ve seen one shopping center,
you’ve seen a mall.

Posted on September 10, 2012January 31, 2021

Tearable Puns Poster #1: These Puns Are Tearable

Be a Punisher! Spread the jokes, puns, and one-liner humor all around. Let others enjoy Tearable Puns at home or office! Print it off and hang it up today!

Pun Poster 1

Posted on September 10, 2012February 1, 2021

A Skunk Fell Into A River

A skunk fell in the river

A skunk fell in the river
and stank to the bottom.

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

If You Dream in Color

If you dream in color

If you dream in color,
it’s a pigment of your imagination.

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

Time Flies Like an Arrow

Time flies like an arrow.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

A Chicken Crossing the Road

A chicken crossing the road

A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.

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