There’s a professional boxer at my office.
He works in shipping.
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed.
He said they’re on the house.
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
I can’t see him today.
That nice steam-roller operator
That nice steam-roller operator
is such a flatterer.
She got fired from the hot dog stand
She got fired from the hot dog stand
for putting her hair in a bun.
The carpenter shuttered
The carpenter shuttered
at the thought of exposed windows.
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”
Whenever I see a broken elevator
Whenever I see a broken elevator,
I tend to stair.
Presently, I work in landscaping as a dirt compressor.
Presently, I work in landscaping compressing sand.
It’s just a tamp job.