The Earth
means the world to me.
They told me I had Type A blood
They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.
I was going to make a cannibal joke
I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
just to see how long it Texas.
How do Vikings communicate?
How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.
When cannibals ate a missionary
When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
A Chicken Crossing the Road
A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.