I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
I’ll race you all the way to Finland
I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.
The Earth
The Earth
means the world to me.
They told me I had Type A blood
They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.
I was going to make a cannibal joke
I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
just to see how long it Texas.