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Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021

Pole-Vaulter

pole-vaulter

I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”

Posted on March 18, 2015January 31, 2021

A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane

A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.

A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”

Posted on March 13, 2015January 31, 2021

I’ll race you all the way to Finland

I'll race you all the way to Finland,

I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!

Posted on September 1, 2014January 31, 2021

Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?

Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?

Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.

Posted on August 15, 2014January 31, 2021

The Earth

The Earth

The Earth
means the world to me.

Posted on July 30, 2014January 31, 2021

They told me I had Type A blood

They told me I had Type A blood

They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.

Posted on January 1, 2014January 31, 2021

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.

Posted on October 2, 2013January 31, 2021

I was going to make a cannibal joke

I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.

Posted on August 16, 2013January 31, 2021

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.

Posted on July 4, 2013January 31, 2021

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
just to see how long it Texas.

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