When flying commercial, can vultures bring their carrion?
The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown apart.
Missouri loves company.
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.