Language - TearablePuns

If you remove one of these

So, if you remove one of these

So, if you remove one of these
puns does that make you a tearist?

A pun, at maturity,
is fully groan.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.

How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.

Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.

I couldn't wait for the story-tellers conference

I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference.
Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.

The best way to communicate with a fish
is to drop them a line.

Dijon vu:
I’ve had this mustard before.

A gossip is
someone with a great sense of rumor.