Language - TearablePuns

If a dinosaur has

If a dinosaur has an extensive vocabulary, is it a Thesaurus?

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns.

The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.

wooden shoe factory

I used to work in the Dutch wooden shoe factory,
until the machine got all clogged up.

seabird jokes

My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.

Can you laugh loudly in Hawaii?
Or is it just a low ha?

pole-vaulter

I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”

I would've kept off the grass

I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.

Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.