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Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021

Pole-Vaulter

pole-vaulter

I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”

Posted on February 20, 2015January 31, 2021

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”

Posted on September 19, 2014January 31, 2021

I would’ve kept off the grass

I would've kept off the grass

I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.

Posted on July 29, 2013January 31, 2021

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.

Posted on June 25, 2013January 31, 2021

Jokes about German sausage

Jokes about German sausage

Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.

Posted on June 14, 2013January 31, 2021

If you remove one of these

So, if you remove one of these

So, if you remove one of these
puns does that make you a tearist?

Posted on June 13, 2013January 31, 2021

A pun, at maturity

A pun, at maturity

A pun, at maturity,
is fully groan.

Posted on June 10, 2013January 31, 2021

I saw a theatrical production about puns.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.

Posted on June 5, 2013January 31, 2021

How do Vikings communicate?

How do Vikings communicate?

How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.

Posted on December 10, 2012February 1, 2021

Carpe dime

Carpe dime

Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.

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