Language - TearablePuns

Pole-Vaulter

pole-vaulter

I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.

My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”

I would've kept off the grass

I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.

Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.

So, if you remove one of these

So, if you remove one of these
puns does that make you a tearist?

A pun, at maturity,
is fully groan.

I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.

How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.

Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.