Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
Mid-March Senate Votes
Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.
Budget Talks
With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.
They want to close the mint?
They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
He was told to bring a ruler.
You can’t escape being a peasant
You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.
Definition of a Will
Definition of a Will:
It’s a dead giveaway.
My wife tried to apply at the post office
My wife tried to apply at the post office
but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.