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Category: Government, law, legal

puns about government, law, legal

Posted on February 16, 2021February 7, 2021

Budget Talks

Budget Talks

With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.

Posted on September 3, 2014January 31, 2021

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?

They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!

Posted on September 30, 2013January 31, 2021

Why did the prince bring his father to school?

Why did the prince bring his father to school?

Why did the prince bring his father to school?
He was told to bring a ruler.

Posted on September 5, 2013January 31, 2021

You can’t escape being a peasant

You can't escape being a peasant

You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.

Posted on August 16, 2013January 31, 2021

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage

I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.

Posted on January 5, 2013January 31, 2021

Definition of a Will

Definition of a Will

Definition of a Will:
It’s a dead giveaway.

Posted on December 5, 2012February 1, 2021

My wife tried to apply at the post office

My wife tried to apply at the post office

My wife tried to apply at the post office
but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

Posted on October 17, 2012February 1, 2021

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.

Posted on October 10, 2012February 1, 2021

Witches’ parking only

Witches' parking only

Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.

Posted on September 19, 2012February 1, 2021

In democracy it’s your vote that counts

In democracy it's your vote that counts.

In democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

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