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Category: Clothing, fashion, style

Clothing, fashion, style

Posted on January 3, 2014January 31, 2021

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
It was survival of the fittest.

Posted on September 18, 2013January 31, 2021

I dyed my hair today.

I dyed my hair today

I dyed my hair today.
It was the highlight of the week.

Posted on September 6, 2013January 31, 2021

If you deceive people about your lack of hair

If you deceive people about your lack of hair

If you deceive people about your lack of hair,
there will be hell toupee.

Posted on August 17, 2013January 31, 2021

I would’ve kept sewing

I would’ve kept sewing

I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.

Posted on October 1, 2012February 1, 2021

Sea captains

Sea captains  don't like crew cuts.

Sea captains
don’t like crew cuts.

Posted on September 10, 2012February 1, 2021

If You’ve Seen One Shopping Center

If you've seen one shopping center

If you’ve seen one shopping center,
you’ve seen a mall.

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