I tried wearing some tight jeans,
but I couldn’t pull it off.
I was going to look for my missing watch
I was going to look for my missing watch,
but I could never find the time.
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes
When the shoe salesman offered me Velcro shoes,
I said, “Sure, why knot?”
Two silkworms had a race.
Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
It was survival of the fittest.
I dyed my hair today.
I dyed my hair today.
It was the highlight of the week.
If you deceive people about your lack of hair
If you deceive people about your lack of hair,
there will be hell toupee.
I would’ve kept sewing
I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
Sea captains
Sea captains
don’t like crew cuts.