I didn’t like wearing a beard at first. But it grew on me.
The Beauty Queen
The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.
Can’t Find My Coat
Can’t find my coat.
I hope someone didn’t jacket.
Marriage
Marriage got her a new name and a dress.
Hatrack Scene
Hatrack Scene: One hat says to another, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
Khakis
Khakis: What you need before you drive in Boston.
I went to buy
I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any.
Wooden Shoe Factory
I used to work in the Dutch wooden shoe factory,
until the machine got all clogged up.
My Dry Cleaners
My dry cleaners are skirting the pressing need for material profits.
I told them it will result in de-pleated assets and they may have to clothes their doors.
I tried to make a belt out of watches
I tried to make a belt out of watches,
but it was a waist of time.