What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
Drizzly Bears.
What pine has the sharpest needles?
What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
Why did the lobster cross the road?
Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Witches’ parking only
Witches’ parking only:
All others will be toad.
The best way to communicate with a fish
The best way to communicate with a fish
is to drop them a line.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
A Skunk Fell Into A River
A skunk fell in the river
and stank to the bottom.
Time Flies Like an Arrow
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
A Chicken Crossing the Road
A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.