What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder.
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.
Hispanic pets
Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang
I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I’ll race you all the way to Finland
I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.
They were Stalin for time.
I gave away my dead batteries
I gave away my dead batteries,
free of charge!