I’ve heard Snopes is hiring spoof-readers.
(I haven’t fact-checked this)
Local Condiment Company
My local condiment company started outsaucing.
Pole-Vaulter
I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Some think my puns are not for children
Some think my puns are not for children,
but only groan-ups.
I cut my thumb last night
I cut my thumb last night.
On the other hand, I’m just fine.
To build a statue of their sun god
To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.
For chemists
For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
He was 2 tired.
The number 13?
The number 13?
Not on my watch!!
The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died
The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died,
he became orphan Ani.