If you dream in color,
it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Time Flies Like an Arrow
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
A Chicken Crossing the Road
A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.
Pessimists’ Blood type
A pessimist’s blood type
is always B-negative.
A Good Pun is its Own Reword
A Good Pun is its Own Reword.
One of the all-time classics!
Tearing it up, one pun at a time
These pages of Tearable Puns have been floating about the Internet in recent days. For the first week of school, my daughter printed one off and hung it on her locker.
Shockingly, in a short time all the terrible tearable puns were torn off. Later in the day, one of her friends showed me she still had the pun in her pocket.
Who doesn’t need a dose of dry humor?