Energizer Bunny arrested:
charged with battery.
A plateau
A plateau
is a high form of flattery.
Every calendar’s days
Every calendar’s days
are numbered.
Jewish New Year
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
He drove his expensive car into a tree
He drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how his Mercedes bends.
The invisible man
The invisible man
married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Atheism Is
Atheism is
a non-prophet organization.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
A gossip is
A gossip is
someone with a great sense of rumor.
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip
is when you say one thing but mean your mother.