It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
St. Patrick’s Day
It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Time to bust out the lawn chairs and celebrate,
with Patty O’Furniture.
Seabird Jokes
My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.
Mid-March Senate Votes
Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.
Laugh Loudly in Hawaii
Can you laugh loudly in Hawaii?
Or is it just a low ha?
Rented a Limousine
I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Origami
Origami never creases to amaze me.
The Most Strict
I thought about the most strict, but also most beautiful teacher I had.
She was hard on the pupils, but easy on the eyes.
Furniture Maker’s Convention
News from the furniture maker’s convention:
the chair recognized the bureau but tabled discussion for later.
Writing a Story
I’m writing a story about a very small garden.
Not much of a plot.