A dyslexic man walked into
a bra.
A bicycle can’t stand
A bicycle can’t stand
on its own because it is two tired.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
The soldier who survived mustard gas
The soldier, who survived mustard gas
and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
Definition of a Will
Definition of a Will:
It’s a dead giveaway.
Tearable Puns Poster #3: Tearable Puns To Go
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I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead,
but I was delighted.
Carpe dime
Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.
I can’t imagine a greeter job.