Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.
I was looking for a career.
I was looking for a career.
I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
I saw a theatrical production about puns.
It was a play on words.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
How do Vikings communicate?
How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
Drizzly Bears.
What pine has the sharpest needles?
What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
The hipster burnt his mouth
The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.