What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo?
“That’s an Ice House you have there.”
In honor of Canada Day!
I want to find my missing watch
I want to find my missing watch,
but I can never find the time.
Jokes about German sausage
Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.
She couldn’t marry the gardener
She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
Bakers aren’t always broke
Bakers aren’t always broke,
but they often knead dough.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award
Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award:
the Stan-Lee Cup.
Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
It was hidden in plain sight.
If you remove one of these
So, if you remove one of these
puns does that make you a tearist?
A pun, at maturity
A pun, at maturity,
is fully groan.