Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.
Even though the river has a bed
Even though the river has a bed,
it won’t stop running.
I wanted someone who would listen
I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.
Never trust an Atom.
Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.
Some daze
Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.
Walking in a Circle
Walking in a Circle
is pointless.
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant,
but I didn’t have reservations.
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America
My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America,
just to see how long it Texas.