You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.
Jewish New Year!
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
Happy Rosh Hashannah!
I typically avoid funerals
I typically avoid funerals
because I’m not a mourning person.
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
it’s all lice!
The thought of losing the pandas
The thought of losing the pandas
is just unbearable.
I would’ve kept sewing
I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium,
but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.
Presently, I work in landscaping as a dirt compressor.
Presently, I work in landscaping compressing sand.
It’s just a tamp job.