Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
I’m not a big fan of archery
I’m not a big fan of archery.
It has too many drawbacks.
You want to clone yourself?
You want to clone yourself?
Now wouldn’t that be just like you!
I was going to look for my missing watch
I was going to look for my missing watch,
but I could never find the time.
To remove slack from rope
To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
I figured out how to illuminate my house
I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
The girl in a car accident
The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
No one seams to like my jokes about patch work!
I’ve tried sew hard.