A Freudian slip
is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A backward poet
A backward poet
writes inverse.
Shotgun wedding
Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.
Corduroy pillows
Corduroy pillows
are making headlines.
Acupuncture
Acupuncture
is a jab well done.
When two egotists meet
When two egotists meet,
it’s an I for an I.
Santa’s helpers
Santa’s helpers
are subordinate Clauses.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then, it hit me.
If You’ve Seen One Shopping Center
If you’ve seen one shopping center,
you’ve seen a mall.
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