A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
A hangover is
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.
Dijon vu
Dijon vu:
I’ve had this mustard before.
For breakfast, a boiled egg
For breakfast, a boiled egg
is hard to beat.
Does the name Pavlov
Does the name Pavlov
ring a bell?
I went to a seafood disco last week
I went to a seafood disco last week
and pulled a mussel.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet
My uncle laughed about my aunt’s curio cabinet.
And he knows I hate knick knack jokes.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts
In democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
He often broke into song
He often broke into song
because he couldn’t find the key.