I entered a humor contest
with ten entries to insure at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I did a theatrical performance about puns
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands,
but it was a stretch.
When cannibals ate a missionary
When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
Without geometry
Without geometry,
life is pointless.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
The best way to communicate with a fish
The best way to communicate with a fish
is to drop them a line.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.