The lumberjack’s union was infiltrated by a splinter group.
The puppy had an accident
The puppy had an accident on the back seat floor-mat, and lost his car pet privileges.
My wife gave me
My wife gave me a Valentine made out of soft leather. What a suede heart!
Fire drills are quite alarming
Fire drills are quite alarming.
The Nap Police
The nap police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
I read a book
I read a book about being organized and learned a lot of neat ideas.
Robbery at the cheese factory
Robbery at the cheese factory! They got a whey with the inventory.
Does a Chinese Dumpling
Does a Chinese dumpling weigh wonton?
The street behind
The street behind my house looks like a garbage dump! Litter-alley.
The military chaplain
The military chaplain was chosen to pilot the war ship worship.