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Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.

I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.
It was survival of the fizziest.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
He’s all right now.

Whenever I see a broken elevator,
I tend to stair.

I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I’m not so sure.

I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.

Why did the prince bring his father to school?
He was told to bring a ruler.

I tried to catch some fog,
but I mist.

I dyed my hair today

I dyed my hair today.
It was the highlight of the week.