Secretary, please tell the invisible man
I can’t see him today.
The Earth
The Earth
means the world to me.
That nice steam-roller operator
That nice steam-roller operator
is such a flatterer.
She got fired from the hot dog stand
She got fired from the hot dog stand
for putting her hair in a bun.
The carpenter shuttered
The carpenter shuttered
at the thought of exposed windows.
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees.
It was love at the firs site.
I tried wearing some tight jeans
I tried wearing some tight jeans,
but I couldn’t pull it off.
They told me I had Type A blood
They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.
A man with no pennies
A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.